Real People of Genius: Food Processor Edition

Today we salute you, Inventor of the Food Processor. With your household appliance, you have made out lives easier. An improvement over regular knives, you have placed a sharp blade on a spindle and with the flip of a switch, the blade obliterates anything in its reach. In addition to chopping and mixing, for those who need slicing and grating done, such attachments are included, because no one wants to do that by hand. So sit back. Crush up some ice and have a cold beverage while you macerate dinner in your processor. Drink up to the one who has made it all possible. Salut!